The Game -

The person above you makes a wish, it is your job to corrupt it, and respond with your own.

i.e. 1st poster: "I wish for a banana!" 2nd Poster: "Granted, but its now a 16" dildo. I wish for a new job!"

I'll start.

I wish for a new duck.

Granted but you can only fuck yourself with it.

I wish I could get back into MMA.

Granted but you are only allowed to fight against Dustin Poirier and you get your ass kicked every time till you regret ever wanting to be in MMA

I wish I could speak to snakes

Granted but they are plumbing snakes

I wish people would learn how the forum pages read in order on this thread and others before replying to the same one over and over again

Granted but you can only see the competition forum threads

I wish that I had a super computer

Granted! But its a super computer from 1979.

I wish I could scream really loud.

Granted! But your lungs don't let you breathe again

I wish I was a hockey coach.

Granted but you are a field hockey coach in Africa

I wish a global apocalyptic scenario would begin tomorrow morning

Granted, but it's all in your head.

I wish for a million points